Let’s be honest: I’ve audited over 200 Google Ads accounts this year, and the same painful pattern shows up almost every single time.
Business owners are literally burning money on clicks that never turn into customers.
A local plumbing company here in California was spending $8,400 a month and getting… 3 leads. Three. After 45 minutes of looking at their account, the problem was obvious (and painfully common).
Here’s what’s quietly killing most campaigns in 2025-2026:
- Keyword insanity People still bid on broad keywords like “plumber” or “digital marketing agency” in 2025. Guess who shows up? Big national brands with million-dollar budgets. You’re not competing… you’re just donating money to Google.
- Zero negative keywords I found one e-commerce store paying for clicks from people searching “free shipping hacks,” “coupon codes,” and “jobs.” Not a single negative keyword list. That’s like leaving your front door open during a robbery.
- Landing pages that look like 2015 called and wants its design back You’re sending expensive traffic to a homepage with 47 navigation links and a popup that screams “SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE!” No wonder the bounce rate is 89%.
- Remarketing like a stalker Showing the same ad to someone 47 times in one day doesn’t make them buy… it makes them hate you (and install an ad blocker).
The fix isn’t complicated. It’s just discipline.
What actually works right now:
- Switch to Phrase + Exact match only (broad match is dead for 98% of businesses)
- Build negative keyword lists that would make your competitors cry
- Create one landing page per service. One. With a clear headline, social proof, and a form above the fold
- Use Smart Bidding but never trust it blindly – check Search Terms weekly
- Set up proper conversion tracking (yes, even with iOS privacy changes – it’s still possible)
That plumbing company? We paused their campaign for 4 days, rebuilt it from scratch, and dropped their cost-per-lead from $2,800 to $87 in the first 30 days. Same budget.
If you’re running Google Ads right now and your cost per acquisition makes you want to cry… you’re not alone. But it’s fixable.
Drop your biggest Google Ads headache in the comments – I’ll tell you exactly what I’d fix first.
P.S. Yes, we’re taking on 3 new clients before the end of the year. If you’re tired of wasting money and want someone who actually treats your ad spend like it’s their own, send me a message.
Let’s make 2026 the year your ads actually make money instead of losing it.
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